1. Well,
look at that.
2. Where’d
that come from?
3. Guess
you knew you’d see one at some point
4. Just
pluck it out.
5. Dang,
didn’t you just pluck that out last week?
6. Uh
oh. There’s one here, too.
7. Double-pluck.
8. Oh,
crap. They’ve called in reinforcements.
9. So
what? It’s just a few, right?
10. Probably,
no one notices.
11. If anybody
notices, color.
12. It’s not
really color, it’s a rinse. Color is for girls, right?
13. They
notice.
14. So what? At this rate, you’ll be dead before you’re
all gray.
15. Maybe not.
16. Nowhere
close to dead.
17. (Hopefully).
18. So what? It’ll make you look distinguished.
19. Right?
20. Besides,
you’re just gray-ish.
21. Still
mostly dark hair.
22. At worst,
half and half.
23. Starting to
look really distinguished.
24. Et tu,
mustache?
25. And beard? And sideburns?
26. Ha ha! Look a gray chest hair.
27. Hang on.
You don’t know any young men with gray chest hair.
28. Or even
young-ish.
29. Most are
called “grandpa”.
30. You are
different.
31. A very
young-looking gray.
32. Dang, he
looks young to have that hair, they’ll say.
33. Nobody is
saying that.
34. Plucked a
gray hair today from eyebrow.
35. So what? It
was just one.
36. Co-workers
start calling you “old man”.
37. Some are
only 10 years younger than you.
38. They think
it’s funny.
39. They’re
just jealous of your wisdom.
40. You still
da man!!
41. Ha ha!
You’re young at heart!
42. Gray arm
hair?
43. Nah, just
be bleached from the sun.
44. Pluck
eyebrows daily.
45. More gray?
46. NOT THERE!
PLEASE, NOT THERE!!
47. Calm down,
you’ve still got it.
48. Check body
in the mirror.
49. Side view,
not so good. Check front view.
50. Pull the
shades and turn out the lights.
Ain’t nobody wanna see that.