tomatoes
I never liked tomatoes much. A strange thing to say given I love all the things a tomato dances in.
Ketchup, pizza sauce, salsa, spaghetti sauce, bbq sauces… you name it, it’s in my fridge, and I am a participant.
I just never saw much appeal in the tomato itself. That’s heresy for Georgia boy.
In fact, I think it’s fair to say that outside of fried chicken, the tomato is the #1 worshipped vegetable in the south. (Let’s not quibble details of that fact.).
I didn’t like tomatoes.
Certainly, I’d gladly accept your offer of a BLT, but honestly, it was about the B. You might as well have offered me a bacon sandwich. Or a mayonnaise sandwich. That’s the good stuff.
Yet somehow, in my 68th year of eating, I have suddenly developed a fondness for tomato on my sandwich.
Let me pause here to preach. Never ever quit re-trying things you think you don’t like. Your tastes are ever evolving. Yesterday’s crap is tonight’s dinner.
I don’t know why this tomato thing happened, but I suspect it’s been the creative ways my wife has presented lunch to me.
Her BLT made with bacon and pimento cheese is killer! And we hit a stretch when we had them for days in a row. Oh, and on sourdough bread. Maybe that’s what got me going.
Then I wandered out on my own. Fried bologna worked out well as a bacon substitute.
So if we can pause just long enough to dissect what’s happening here with the bacon and bologna and pimento cheese - or even smoked gouda instead of pimento, can we thoughtfully sort through the possibility this ain’t about the tomato?
An argument can be made, sure. But I want the tomato.
In just putting this admission on paper, I believe I’ve stumbled across my truth.
It goes thusly:
Slather the bread with mayo, add pimento cheese, bring on the bacon or fried bologna, top it with another cheese slice of your choice… it’s a heart attack sandwich.
But…
Tomato is good for you. It’s a neutralizer. It’s the yin to the yang. In the universal balancing act of good vs. evil in food-dom, tomato tips the scale into good for you territory.
Bottom line, I am a health nut.